<p>Sample:</p> <p><strong>Horse_ebook's date</strong></p> <p>Lydia checks her date's okcupid profile on her iPhone one last time while waiting at Starbucks.<br /> <br />"This picture is kinda blurry," she thinks to herself "and his face looks a bit long but he seems kind of cute. I hope this date turns out okay."<br /> <br />Just then a horse walks through the door, wearing shades with a bouquet of flowers in his mouth. He trots up to the table and drops the flowers.<br /> <br />"W... whats this?" stutters Lydia.<br /> <br />"Flowers (roses, daisies, vanilla, spring and more)," replies the horse.<br /> <br />A few seconds of silence pass.<br /> <br />"And much, much more...".<br /> <br />"So uh..." Lydia looks down at her phone, "Horse_ebooks, what do you do?"<br /> <br />"Horseracing is my favourite sport and it also supplies me with an addition"<br /> <br />Horse_ebooks stops mid-sentence to answer his phone, ringing in his saddle. He looks back at Lydia, noticeably distressed.<br /> <br />"The most dreadful thing that can ever happen to a horse owner has happened to John and"<br /> <br />Horse_ebooks doesn't bother finishing his sentence as he gallops out the door, leaving Lydia sitting at a table alone, sipping a pumpkin spice latte.</p>