<p>Attention: Now you can think like a genius! <br /><br /><strong><span style="color: #bb0000;">"Who Else Wants to Develop Super Creative Abilities to Generate Highly Innovative Ideas, Solve the Most Difficult Problems With Ease, and Attain Enormous Success in Life?"</span></strong> <br /><br />They snickered as I strode the length of the conference room, to the podium. I was prepared to address the committee. <br /><br />"Is this some kind of joke?" whispered a fellow associate, as I moved past him. I was new in the department, and have not yet bowled them over with my great ideas. <br /><br />"Not exactly an idea generator, what's that person trying to prove?" muttered one of the department supervisors. <br /><br />I laid the folder containing my presentation on the podium, and opened it slowly. Clearing my throat, I said, "Good morning, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you for coming." <br /><br />I looked into the eyes of my new co-workers and saw a mixture of amusement, disbelief, and bafflement. It's true I have not exactly wowed my new team with my contributions since I was hired. <br /><br />What they didn't know was that I've been keeping something from them. Should I tell them about the secret of my success? <br /><br />I smiled at the assembled committee and began to lay out my ideas for the company's new advertising campaign. Mouths started dropping. Folks started nodding and smiling. Soon there were whispers around the conference room and smiles. When I finished my